This pin is a courtesy notice.

Not an invitation.

The Hello I’m Reading, Go Away Enamel Pin is for women who disappear into books and do not wish to be retrieved. It’s polite, clear, and extremely effective.

Pin it to your jacket, bag, or book tote and let it handle the boundaries for you. No awkward small talk. No guilt. Just uninterrupted reading time — as it should be.

If you can read this, you’re already too close.