Neither the Time Nor the Crayons Enamel Pin

Some explanations require more time, patience and crayons than you’re willing to provide.

The “I Have Neither the Time Nor the Crayons to Explain This to You” enamel pin delivers your answer before the conversation even begins. Featuring bold white lettering, colourful crayon-inspired accents and a black background, it’s made for people whose patience has officially left the building.

Pin it to your jacket, tote bag, lanyard or pin board whenever you need a polite-ish way to say, “I cannot simplify this any further.”

Perfect for teachers, office workers, customer-service survivors, and anyone regularly forced to explain the painfully obvious.